I was Murda...P diddy made me pretty..

then.. Jesus cleaned me up.
i hung out for a while.. did the preacher thing,
said 'fuck it' after a conversation with Jimmy and Killa
went over to G-Unit. Got signed, released a mixtape.
then i returned to preaching.
Now i have my own television show, starring myself
Pastor Mason Betha and my transsexual wife Twyla
that's how i do's it.

what..nobody told you??